Yeah it would suck to be famous but...

Here are my solutions to the fame problem:
1. People would swarm all over you the moment you stepped out the door,
Solution: Live in a tent
2. asking for your autograph.
Solution: It’s called a copy machine
3. Reporters wouldn't stop watching you, waiting to inform the world what you had for breakfast, what time you sneezed, what sort of soap you used.
Solution: Hire a personal lackey to document all that stuff for you and give it to the press. Also ask the companies that make your breakfast, tissue, and soap to ensure you get a lifetime supply of whatever you use.
4. And the moment you put one toe out of line, for example tripping on a bump in the cement and falling, a huge scandal would ensue.
Solution: Use your fame to have all cement replaced with bubble wrap. It’s safer and more fun to pop!!
5. The public would want to sue the cement for making their celebrity trip.
Solution: With bubble wrap we would never have that problem. The only problem would be having the public pay taxes to replace the bubble wrap every now and then. But since it’ll be so much safer and more fun no one will complain. And it’ll cost less than to repair potholes!
6. And it would be claimed that the celebrity has a false leg because he/she has no coordination. Solution: If you are naturally clumsy I’m sure the public will soon be acting the same way just to follow the so called “trend”. Or they’ll all buy fake third legs or something. Unless they already have a third leg…then they’d already be “in style”.